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I’ve sworn off men forever! 

 

Okay, not forever but for a few months. After my last hook up, my vag needs a reset because the last man to touch me broke it in the worst of ways. Not a problem, until my new dance partner comes into the picture. He’s turning into my forbidden fruit, tempting me in ways I didn’t know possible. 

 

I have three months of celibacy ahead of me and eight weeks to whip my new Dancedance partner into shape.

 

Someone save me.